One Teaspoon "Fonda" Bikini
This is positively the most perfect bikini for someone like me.
And by that I mean:
*I don't need a swimsuit for tan lines since I don't tan ever. The only tan lines on me are accidental from jogging or a left arm only farmers tan from driving....Kewwwl!
*It fits my "mantra" of dressing...I like to call it, Slutty Victorian.
I like to be covered up..pretty much from neck to ankle but my wardrobe still consists of retardedly tight bandage dresses/hot pants/nude fishnets/crop tops...you get the idea.